Work In Progress

Forgive the messy and non-cohesive state of the blog right now. After a nine month leave of absence I decided some housekeeping was necessary and I decided to take on the task myself rather than hirer a designer. It's a slow process, but it'll get done eventually and will look ah-mah-zing.

Meet Me

Hello and welcome to my little pink park bench of the blog world!  So my 600+ posts aren't enough for you and you wanna know more about me?  I can dig that.

Well, I've made the comment here at the Pink Park Bench that I wish more people were more honest and open on their blogs.  I don't want you to think I don't live up to my own standards, so here's a peek at the good, the bad, and (what some might think) the ugly of lil' ol' me...


I do not go by my first name. Many of you know me as “Nikki” but that is my middle name. It’s been that way my entire life. My mom named me knowing she would call me by my middle name. I used to hate it, but now I love it.

I'm incredibly indecisive.  Hence the third blog name (1. More Than An (Army) Wife; 2. A Yummy Mummy on a Pink Park Bench; 3. A{muse}ing Mommy on a Pink Park Bench) and the third name I've given myself (1. (army) Wife; 2. Yummy Mummy; 3. Mrs. Mootz). The odds of these changing again are pretty high. 

I’m considered obese by the medical world. I do know that I’m overweight, but I would never say I’m “obese.” I was ashamed the first time I realized that, but a size 14 to 16 is average and I think I look good a majority of the time. I try to watch what I eat, but when it comes to food I have little self control. I would rather live life a little overweight because I enjoy food rather than be a size 4 because I eat lettuce and diet pills.


I don’t think I’m innately funny. I have to work on being funny. I wish I was naturally funny.

I’m a Republican (mostly) through and through. I want the money I work for. I don’t want to give it to someone who “earns” it by sitting on their couch. If I’m rich and you’re poor, that’s really not my fault or my problem. If scientific testing on my unused embryos will cure cancer or AIDS, test away. War sucks, but it’s a necessary evil.

I can be very selfish and, in my world, there is always a good reason for my being selfish.

I don’t handle stupid or drunk people very well.

I’m pro-choice. That does NOT mean I’m pro-abortion. It means women should be able to make their own choices. It means I might not be here if abortion was not an option. It means I would probably never have an abortion, but I realize that every woman is not me.

I’m not against same sex marriage, but I think it's a bit ridiculous that some people "refuse" to get married until gays can get married. It seems a bit silly to me to prolong your happiness until someone else can get theirs. I certainly wouldn't want anyone not doing something that would make them happy simply because I can't do it.

I laugh at some racist, sexist, religious, fat and blonde jokes. I don’t think that means I’m a racist or a bigot. I just think that means I’m human with a sense of humor.

I’m not politically correct. I think political correctness is ruining our country. I wish more people would remove the sticks from their a$$es.

I think the Duggars are freaks of nature. I think Kate Gosselin is a money and attention grubbing weirdo.

I'm not afraid of failure and because of that I never fail. Even when it seems that I might have, I realize that it's just a bump in the road and I continue on until I've reached my goal.

I desperately want to own my own business.  I dream about it.  I wish for it.  And finally, I'm going for it.

I love being a mom. Until the day I decided to get pregnant, I didn’t want kids. I love my son more than anything in the world. I would die for him. I would cut off my own leg with a nail file for him (although, I hope I never have to). About once a week, I need an overnight break from him.


I don't know if I'm a good wife. 
I’m not religious, but I’m spiritual. I have a relationship with God that is good enough for me. I respect everyone’s decision when it comes to religion because I think we’re all wrong.

I still have my teddy bear from when I was a little girl. When Stonewall isn't home, Popsicle keeps me company at night.

I think some people take blogging entirely too seriously.  It's just blogging, folks.  Who gives a rats a$$ why you haven't had 14 comments today and why you aren't getting more followers.  If you follow me and I don't follow you, it's for one of several reasons...
  1. Your blog is boring.
  2. I just haven't gotten around to following you yet because believe it or not, I have a life.
  3. I don't really care,
I know this makes me a "bad blogger," but refer to #3.  I blog about my life.  If I spend all the time I'm supposed to spend doing the required social networking, posting, reading, commenting, and replying that makes up a "good blogger," I would never actually live my life.  The number of comments I recieve and the number of followers I have don't validate anything in my life, including my worth as a blogger.

I don’t understand people who say, “I’ll forgive, but I won’t forget.” I think that if I forgive I have to forget. Otherwise, it will always be there, in the back of my mind and the resentment that comes from not forgetting will one day spill out and that means I have not forgiven.

I believe in signs and that everything happens for a reason. I may not know that reason at the time, but eventually it all makes sense.

I wish I enjoyed cleaning more and that I did it more. I wish I knew the right answers. I wish I enjoyed watching football more on TV. I wish I could have more self-control. I wish I still played tennis. I wish I had the time to audition for a play. I wish I budgeted my time more, so I didn’t have to wish I had more time. I wish I was less lazy. I wish the world for my son and I hope he knows every day of his life how amazing he really is.

Finally, despite what some might consider my shortcomings, I think I’m good person. Despite the bad things in my life, I don’t regret much. If people don’t like me because of who I am and what I feel and believe, I’m okay with that. I wouldn’t want them to change for me, so I’m not going to change for them.

So there you have it.  Some fun facts about me.  I hope you stick around, but if not, well, it was fun while it lasted. 

Even More A(muse)ment

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...