Forgive the messy and non-cohesive state of the blog right now. After a nine month leave of absence I decided some housekeeping was necessary and I decided to take on the task myself rather than hirer a designer. It's a slow process, but it'll get done eventually and will look ah-mah-zing.
22 July 2008
Feeling More Pregnant
I feel more pregnant today.
Not in this way:
Or this way:
You have a toight body. Yes! I see that from your toight pants! Yes, you are toight like a toiger.
I'll tell you what I tell my sister who is in her 6th month and already looking like she swallowed a toilet.
"I know your feet hurt, your stomach is as hard as a rock, and you just want to be able to walk without swaying back and forth, but remember this, YOU are creating life. What has everyone else done today? YOU are a miracle"
To which she responds: "yeah a freaking fat miracle"
I know that doesn't cheer you up, but I still had to share.
So don't worry (army)wife just remember that YOU are a miracle! :-)
Betty~ Stonewall hates that movie, but I love it! So funny!
Lindsay~ Thank you. I've been thinking about this comment quite often since you wrote it and every time it makes me smile. Now in a few months after 10 hours of labor I'll probably be telling someone to shove this miracle up their butt, but in the meantime, what you wrote does make me feel better :)
3 comments:
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"ohhh Richard!!"..
Nice one :)
I'll tell you what I tell my sister who is in her 6th month and already looking like she swallowed a toilet.
"I know your feet hurt, your stomach is as hard as a rock, and you just want to be able to walk without swaying back and forth, but remember this, YOU are creating life. What has everyone else done today? YOU are a miracle"
To which she responds:
"yeah a freaking fat miracle"
I know that doesn't cheer you up, but I still had to share.
So don't worry (army)wife just remember that YOU are a miracle!
:-)
Betty~
Stonewall hates that movie, but I love it! So funny!
Lindsay~
Thank you. I've been thinking about this comment quite often since you wrote it and every time it makes me smile. Now in a few months after 10 hours of labor I'll probably be telling someone to shove this miracle up their butt, but in the meantime, what you wrote does make me feel better :)
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