Memo to Spraypainters Anon.

To: Whoever spray painted Stonewall's unit's vehicles with "Baby Killers" and "Bush sucks."

While I realize this is your (uneducated and juvenile) way of protesting the war and our troops, I ask you to seriously consider what you have done before you exercise your "freedoms" a second time.

Even though I am sure your colorful paint job is considered a work of art in some circles, it will, unfortunately, not be able to accompany Stonewall and his unit into combat. Therefore, all the vehicles will have to be repainted and any canvas will have to be replaced. This, of course, will cost taxpayers more money.

Instead of the money being used for a) weapons and safety/protective gear for our soldiers, b) measures that could accelerate the speed at which our troops come home, or c) (two choices that I'm sure are at the top of your list) a pro-life and/or Democratic group, the money will now be used to clean up your crime.

So, thank you for wasting my money and the rest of the American citizens' money as well as a perfectly good can of spray paint (and for releasing harmful chemicals into the environment, you certainly are on a roll). Also, thank you for wasting the time of my husband's soldiers who will be spending valuable training time cleaning up your mess.